Punjabi XP
With todays technology, we are able to be updated on news from all over the world as soon as something happens.
This is great, except for how competitive things have gotten. There is a race to publish information about something that it no longer matters how much or how little you know about something, or even if it's true.
And then, for some reason, the media needs to update us on the latest celebrity gossip or the most random story they can find, but hey they have to do something to keep the fans
One such story fell into my inbox today (thanks Adeel for the link) & I wanted to comment on it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6047262.stm
Basically what this article is saying is that some rich guy wanted to invest in something & share the Punjabi XP with others
Oh & for those that are wondering, Slovakia (the country of the airline this guy bought, is in Central Europe, there's like 5 million people there, there a part of the EU, it's around the Czech Republic, Austria, Poland, Ukraine part of Europe, just look at the map!)
In the past flying on Air Slovakia got some of the following comments: "very poor service, very cramped, not enough leg room, staff rude, food poor"
What is this Punjabi XP, well it is having the experience of being in Punjab in the air
"Our stewards, airhostesses will be from Punjab as also the in-flight food"
What he conveniantly leaves out is the rest of the Punjabi XP (yes I was thinking about editing the AIESEC XP)
1) Obviously everything will be negotiable - from flight tickets, to flight times, to how many bags you can bring, in fact, if the seats sell out & you can negotiate well enough, you may be able to stand your way to your destination
2) No regard for time - you will leave the airport when they are good & ready. The time printed on the ticket is a rough estimate, sometimes the airplane is running late, sometimes the pilot isn't there yet, listen, you'll get to where you need to go eventually
3) We will be stopping by any country on the way to your destination if your friend/family member needs to get dropped of, it's the least we can do
4) The on flight buffet will feature many dishes, you can enjoy this while watching your 3 hr Bollywood movie & trying to marry off your kids on the flight.
5) Lastly, this will be government owned, so any complaints will be a waste of your time.
I could go on with having animals on the flight, to the colours/music, but I think you get the point. To get the Punjabi XP feel free to go to Punjab, there you'll find many people living in poverty, who would have loved that estimated $30million, but you can fly over them & enjoy the Punjabi XP.
Side Note: "using regional headquarters based in the Punjabi city of Jalandhar"
This is great, except for how competitive things have gotten. There is a race to publish information about something that it no longer matters how much or how little you know about something, or even if it's true.
And then, for some reason, the media needs to update us on the latest celebrity gossip or the most random story they can find, but hey they have to do something to keep the fans
One such story fell into my inbox today (thanks Adeel for the link) & I wanted to comment on it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6047262.stm
Basically what this article is saying is that some rich guy wanted to invest in something & share the Punjabi XP with others
Oh & for those that are wondering, Slovakia (the country of the airline this guy bought, is in Central Europe, there's like 5 million people there, there a part of the EU, it's around the Czech Republic, Austria, Poland, Ukraine part of Europe, just look at the map!)
In the past flying on Air Slovakia got some of the following comments: "very poor service, very cramped, not enough leg room, staff rude, food poor"
What is this Punjabi XP, well it is having the experience of being in Punjab in the air
"Our stewards, airhostesses will be from Punjab as also the in-flight food"
What he conveniantly leaves out is the rest of the Punjabi XP (yes I was thinking about editing the AIESEC XP)
1) Obviously everything will be negotiable - from flight tickets, to flight times, to how many bags you can bring, in fact, if the seats sell out & you can negotiate well enough, you may be able to stand your way to your destination
2) No regard for time - you will leave the airport when they are good & ready. The time printed on the ticket is a rough estimate, sometimes the airplane is running late, sometimes the pilot isn't there yet, listen, you'll get to where you need to go eventually
3) We will be stopping by any country on the way to your destination if your friend/family member needs to get dropped of, it's the least we can do
4) The on flight buffet will feature many dishes, you can enjoy this while watching your 3 hr Bollywood movie & trying to marry off your kids on the flight.
5) Lastly, this will be government owned, so any complaints will be a waste of your time.
I could go on with having animals on the flight, to the colours/music, but I think you get the point. To get the Punjabi XP feel free to go to Punjab, there you'll find many people living in poverty, who would have loved that estimated $30million, but you can fly over them & enjoy the Punjabi XP.
Side Note: "using regional headquarters based in the Punjabi city of Jalandhar"
posted by Puneet Duggal at 8:37 AM
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