Aapke Jaan
The story of two brothers, seperated at birth & reunited in a place they have never been before.
When Kurt travelled thousands of miles away the last thing he expected to find was his brother Puneet. The two reconnected but soon discovered that they were both in love with the same organization (AIESEC)
Watch as the drama unfolds, the work gets done, & they both sing & dance their way into your hearts.
Coming soon to a theatre in Pakistan.
When Kurt travelled thousands of miles away the last thing he expected to find was his brother Puneet. The two reconnected but soon discovered that they were both in love with the same organization (AIESEC)
Watch as the drama unfolds, the work gets done, & they both sing & dance their way into your hearts.
Coming soon to a theatre in Pakistan.
posted by Puneet Duggal at 8:41 PM
39 Comments:
ohhhhoh..
adil's gonna be jealous..
im looking forward to a *special* screening of this when you return.. or ELSE.
Maybe you should line up some meetings with some Bollywood/Lollywood directors while you're here...they can make a movie based on the lives of you two :P
hahaha!
oh trust me... every director will wanna hear about us when we're there...
It's gunna be BIG, Saba you can play the girl that both Puneet and I fall in love with, which ends up dividing our family for many years until we can reconcil our differences, when the other brother learns that you TOO have a twin sister ;)
muahahaha
or..or.. but what we have to determine which one of you is gonna be in which dance sequences..
Choices:
1: Sarson (Mustard) Field (Saba you have to grow up, or this part is going to Nida!)
2: Rain Sequence (Saba, do you have a sari? or this part is going to Saira)
3.Intro sequence (when both Kurt and Puneet see each other for the first time, and a lot of "wohooo!!"s go around.... we need a donkey cart for this)
4.Sad Sequence (here a parallel triangle song thing can work out)
5.Finale Disco Sequence. (where puneet hooks with saba, and kurt with huma... or the other way around....)
need some more time... for the rest of the movie
1) you've got too much time on your hands
2)oh no! bollywood dancing...can't wait!
3)you are so addicted to aiesec it's scary
hahaha, hmm, we also need a tree that we can dance around, or is that too classical?
Cam Amitha Batchin play our father?
I want to be in the donkey cart sequence. Since I've joined AIESEC I seem to have traveled on every sort of vehicle possible - including a truck!
that's too funny. But yeah I agree, Adil's gonna want to fit in :)
ok Saba, the donkey cart is all yours! You can be the driver that randomly appears whenever we randomly need to get around... yes thats right we will get around on donkey carts. i can the song and dance segment now!
We're gunna need more actresses and actors, please inform us in writing if you would like to be a part of this production. We'll host interviews the second week of June.
freakin get a life man!
this is sooo funny!!!!!
Juanita
hahhahahahahahahahaha
ok.. There will be one song each of the brothers come from... Puneet from Toronto (another chance of adding disco, and some blonde flesh into the movie... masala song!) and Kurt (in a shalwar qameez of course) from a Pathan Village, high into the mountains (hence a mountain sequence).....
They both come to Karachi!
Kurt comes down to find livlihood, as his parents are sick, and he needs a good job for their treatment (as a good, humble, and obedient son should do), and Puneet comes down to Karachi for a unbeleiveble business deal...
Kurt comes to Karachi and becomes a rickshaw driver... they meet by chance when they are having cotton candy at the park towers!!! they cannot belive their eyes!!! it was obvious they were brothers! They even had the tatoos that their birth mother burnt into them when they were one year olds (it was a small heart, with an arrow going through the middle).... what happened to them? why they were separated?? thats even more intriguing....
They were kidnapped when they were one year old (coming back from the tatoo parlour!)... and mother couldnt afford the ransom money... but the kidnappers had to get rid of the twins (yes you guys are twins now!!).... so he gave one to a family he knew. who went and settled in canada, and the other child to one of the random ppl on the streets ( who turned out to be a pathan) and took the child back to his village in NWFP...
when they see each other, they go into a song, which their mother sang to them every night!! ( another song... woah!!!)
hmm... more plots later :)
ahh Puneet is in the pharmacutical business and they recently placed copyright protection laws that restrict the production of the drugs that kurt needs for his ailing (fake)mother.
The costs are too high, and so puneet arranged to have the drugs delivered to his community. Now Kurt owes his life to Puneet for saving his (fake) mother! a dance scene ensues dedicated to the thanks and generosity shown by Puneet.
meanwhile... Kurt falls for the most beautiful girl in pakistan when he saves her in his rickshaw from a gang chasing her down the street. Its love at first sight. (another dance sequences ensues...)
But because the delivery of drugs was sent to Kurts community in NWFP, Kurt had to leave the next day by train to treat his ailing (fake) mother. Almost a month passes, he cant stop thinking of her for each and every momment.
When finally he returns to Karachi to thank his brother Puneet and find his love, he too soon realizes that while he was away the two of them were arranged to marry! Puneet didnt know they had met that night before Kurt left for NWFP, and she didnt know they were brothers!
What will happen now?
Lol.. you guys have too much time on your hands!!
but what the heck....
-- The tattoo on both the brothers hands is " Mera Baap bhaag gaya"(My dad ran away) which was burnt on to the twins hands by their mom after their dad ran away with a busty blonde to Bombay and left their mom in despair and not being able to pay the ransom..
While kurt is away in the mountains and puneet is ready to marry kurt's lady love.. the girl's ( lets call her Nisha) family is down in karachi from Bombay...and there are some shocking facts that emerge after kurts arival in karachi.. Nisha's dad has is uncannily similar looking to Kurt.. Hmmm
A-HA--- They find out that nisha's dad is their real dad !!..
And both of them are in love with their half- sister from india!!
WHAT HAPPENS NOW???
Twisted turn of events??.. Tanhaiii !!!
Bollywood meets Bold & beautiful?/:-p)
sister? MUAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
thats is getting tooo hilarious!!!
Its 2 am here and I should really go to sleep but what the hell..
...So Kurt and Puneet are both broken hearted..this tragedy brings them together again and all is happy happy in brother land. Meanwhile, they both have a dream where they are visited by their birth mother (they are twins - duh) who tells them that their dad (also nisha's dad) is not their real dad..he is infact his twin brother..(the twin gene is hereditary!)
haha!
yes so the brothers begin to look for their real father. their only link is their half-cousin is being hunted by Karachi's scariest gangster GULABO(Played by Batool!)
a dominatrix Madame that controls the mujra underworld. Gulabo is after Nisha because her dad owes her a lot of money, which is why he fled to bombay with a busty blonde (also one of Gulabo's best mujra dancers)
now the brothers and half-counsin are in a chain of events and doubt. Is their dream real? was this their real father? If not, why is he protecting him? And what will they do if Gulabo finds out that their father (or uncle) is back in Karachi?
So in order to distract Gulabo, Kurt/Puneet decide to pretend to be in love with her (much to Nisha's chagrin, who wants to have her cake and eat it too)..it all starts out as a deadly game but Kurt/Puneet fall in luurve with Gulabo..
It's not the " you guys have too much time on your hands !!!..." It's the passion for the performing arts !!...LOL...rite Kurt? ;)
OKay here are my 2.5 rupees as a side-script for some scenes :
1. The hero and love interest are at Seaview or the French Beach and since we're already working with a 35 mm camera for the rest of the movie, a wide angle lens will be used for this shot in which they're running towards each other...smiling...laughing...arms outstretched....birds flying in the distance...all lovey-dovey... BUT..... as they begin to approach each other, the oxygen debt sets in and they collapse from all that running ( thanks to the wide-angle lens !! )
The music changes and you hear the sound of footsteps...running in the yellow sand....it's getting louder ...and louder...and *SWOOSH* the BAYWATCH HUNKS and Babes are seen ( in slow motion ofcourse for the added-effect ) charging down the beach heading towards them. The hunks and babes begin to resucitate them and once the couple see the light of day again, they begin embracing each other.....
.....the baywatch beauty then turns to the camera and says ....
.... " Meree tawanaee ka raaz ?....main cigarette naheen peeti ! "
TRANSLATION : the secret to my strength?...I don't smoke ! )
and then the Government's Health warning flashes on the screen for two seconds !!!
2. Kurt and Puneet take their love interests to the Karachi Opera House where they watch the performance of the opera singer dressed in traditional wear.
Little do they know, that this very singer also leads a dual life...an innocent desi girl who sings opera during the day and turns into a hot sexy Madame Gulabo by night ( ala Liz Hurley style in bedazzled ! *whip* ) the evil conevil of the story, exploting all the dancers to her advantage....muahahahahahahahahahah !
* streak of lightening flashes across the screen *
We want more...SEX on the floor.. !!!
Hmmm...Interesting turn of Events!
to spice up things ...I would highly recommend a cross dressing song sequence where kurt and Pnut dress up as hot and sexy mujhra dancers to get within the inner circle of Gulabo's troop..
from now on.. kurt is known as Chamiya and Pnut --Chammak Challo :-p
(Background) -- * Kajra Re.. Kajra Re.. Tere Kare Kare naina..*
Naaach PNut.. Naaach !!!!
I can already see this film winning an award at Paans ( or is it cannes?:-)) .. and the team of Aapke Jaan walking up the stage.. *Sniff..Sniff* ( Dont forget to thank your chowkidar, Ramu kaka, pyaara doggie run jhun and all of us!!)
*Note to Myself: Get a Life*
Chamak Challo... ahahahhhaaa..
thank you Harit.. that fits on soo many different levels..
pnut, you have harit to thank for this one :p
By the way.. i am extremely impressed with where this is going..
kurt.. you're totally brown in disguise.
you guys have wayyyyy too much time on your hands...
how much crack do you sniff to come out with this stuff???
LOVE IT
and yes i agree with Pam Kurt is probably just brown underneath that whiteness of his.
After their scintillating performance in Kajra Re, Kurt and Puneet take their show to the streets of Karachi, where a policeman mistakes them for transvestites and asks for sexual favors..and on being refused throws both of them into jail..
while in the jail, they look for at the opposite cell... and who do they see.... Begum Nawazish Ali (A crossdresser celebrity in Pakistan :) ).... who was also noticing kurt and puneet...
then theysw the uncanny resembelance... Begum Namwazish Ali was actually their real father!! he had run away from the world of being a married man, to become what he always wanted to be!
now fate has brought his two sons to the same fate as he envisioned for himself.... he had his sons!
puneet and kurt, thus, found what they were meant to do in this world! to dress as women
(their father was jailed because of doing his number two in the middle of a five star hotel lobby)
when they finally came out [ being used as more than one connotation ] they had a different world view!!! Saba, nisha, Huma, Gulabo, Baywatch girls all ran towards them as they came out of the police station building.... but they had their sites on something else...
[ppl continue!] :)
AAAAAh BEGUM NAWAZISH ALI !!! hahahaha... MUST HAI !! ...good one Aqeel ! :D
HAHAHAHAHAAH! Oh this is too funny! You definitely have wayyyy to much time on your hands and Kurt, you are so brown. What is the opposite of a coconut?
WOW, this just shows that a group of people, passionate about something can do SO much!!!
I started this to say in a creative way that I am excited about coming soon, but you guys are too much!
Apparently Tony Inc is taking over this & Yash Chopra would like a copy of the screen play once we are done.
Anyways, I thought I would add some thoughts:
We are NOT having the transvestite scene past the dance (Kurt & I do that all the time anyways)
If we are getting Amitabh we HAVE to get Rani!
I don't think we have enough elephants!
We are not in love our own sister!
We need to show how our grandmas feel about the fact that we are running around signing/dancing with these girls when we should be working on the farms
We need both an uncle who thinks he is funny but isn't & a drunk cousin
There will be a death in the family, this could be where we learn we are in love with the same girl
Kurt & I will have a dance off, kabadi match & a game of cricket to decide who gets the girl
We could show a scene where one of us confronts our father before he dies
Some time after finding out we are brothers & sorting out who is in love with who, one of us has serious health problems, so there will be a hospital scene.
There is a child about to be born, but there are serious problems so we have to choose between the girl or the child
This movie ends up being so long that it ends with...
TO BE CONTINUED
ahem ahem...u guys have said enough, but most of you have forgotten about puneet's twin brother and his existence..."BUNEET", aka, adil....dushhhhh...HAHAHAHAHA
ps. dnt get fooled with the plastic surgery that took place 3 yrs. ago...
LOL Adil! Of course Buneet has to make an appearance! (But isn't that whole thing such an inside joke that no one would understand it???) Lol...
Okay, i'll explain it!!!
This is SO random!
This is also the reason that Adil will be jealous about Aapke Jaan
I have a scar above my left eye & when asked how I got it, I said that it was when I was coming on a boat from India to Canada (we came on a plane), I said I actually had a twin brother but my family only had enough money to have 5 of us come over, so because we were twins my parents decided to only take one of us. They couldn't decide which one so they flipped a coin. I actually lost the toss but just before leaving I pushed my twin & no one noticed.
So Adil continues & says, yes & now that you told me this story it confirms what I thought was true. You are my brother!
Then he says of his childhood, how he was rescued by a fisherman who later adopts him, then some how the fisherman becomes a banker & Adil gets plastic surgery (for a couple of dollars) & he has been plotting his revenge ever since coming to Canada & seeing me in the AIESEC office.
He said that it was so painful seeing my mom (which he did a couple of days before) & also seeing "our" sister. And then said that the car I was driving should be his car!
He is named Buneet because when looking for a name to call him that rhymes with intern we called him Bintern (so at a networking event you can make a speech that ends with, if you need an intern, call Bintern) he was also called Bnut
It was all SO funny. Maybe that could start the sequel?
or perhaps that would be the prequel to Aapke Jaan!
Wow...this is getting way more interesting by the day.
Thanks to llorene who taught me how to add comments to this:
1. All of you have way too much time on your hands.
2. Kurt...it's totally confirmed that you're Brown!
3. I can just see how much AIESEC work is going to get done once these two "Aapke Jaan" Heroes land in Pakistan. I would not be surprised if instead a movie is actually made. Good script, good music, and love triangles...what else do bollywood movies need.
4. Begum Nawazish Ali...that's just too funny. I recently got to watch her here on the Pak TV channel in Canada...she has to be in the movie.
5. Adil's name is NOT Buneet or Bnut. LOL. Imagine calling him Buneet Harianawalla!
Quote from Tori:
"I heard that you are going to put on a play while you are here. :) HA - seems like you know the members so well already!"
Talk about accountability!!!
I don't know WHAT you guys have told her, but this was a creative way of saying I am excited about how close it is until i'm there!
Actually it was probably Kurt who told Tori!
hahhaha a Play...
why does everyone think im brown???
...im a pathan
and i concur with the cross dressing sequence, theres already enough encriminating evidence of me floating arounf out there...
But im up fo balling grandmas, cricket and catastrophe scenes...
back to the drawing board...
a pathan!
i only learned what that meant a few weeks ago! KURTTTTTTTTT.. you gotta teach me to be more brown :p
Bnut just wants to fit in.. we all know that...
... can i come to pakistan too...
:(
To add to the longest string of comments I've ever seen on anyone's blog for a single entry...this is CRAZY...and you CAN do it!
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