Women are like
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
(this will be updated when I find more)
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
(this will be updated when I find more)
posted by Puneet Duggal at 1:13 PM
2 Comments:
So you want to play this game eh??
Men are like:
...Laxatives. They irritate the
crap out of you.
...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
...The Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
...Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
...Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
...Commercials. You can't believe all they say.
...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
...Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
...Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
And my favourite:
...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I was going to use some of those ones against women.
Women are like:
...Guns. Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it!
...Buses. They come every 15 minutes, you just have to know which one to take!
...Emeralds. If you don't see a flaw or 2 they are artificial.
...Spoiled children. They are self-focused, insecure and irrational. They crave drama and games. They demand constant attention, reassurance, and above all, power in relationships.
...Food. Everybody wants Chocolate Cake- Because it looks good tastes good makes you feel good but eat enough of it well then bad results happen
...Tornadoes. When they come, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and your car
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